Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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