he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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