I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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