That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
