I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I have fence marks all over my body
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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