Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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