just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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