you guys were way drunker than both of me
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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