brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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