Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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