Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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