I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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