I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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