BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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