His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
