evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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