shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I lost the right to judge tonight
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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