just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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