thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just found a bag of teeth...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize