i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
please don't ironically join a cult
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