Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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