Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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