I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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