Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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