Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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