OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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