I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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