Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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