have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
