I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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