dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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