a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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