I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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