guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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