glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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