Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
