I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We are two peas in an std pod
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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