Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
