found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
whose parrot is this?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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