ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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