He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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