I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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