Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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