matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You were trust falling into bushes
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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