If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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