but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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