whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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