she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If I die, sorry about rent.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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