Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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