I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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