You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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