He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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