i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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